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Warmth and Sex in Winter

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Warmth and Sex in Winter

If there are two things I do not want to do during the winter, it’s to exert myself in any way and to expose myself to the cold. For the most part, I can live without doing those two things for a very long time.

(Hint: Doing so involves lots of couch-sitting and lots of blankets.) But every winter, I hit a snag in my plan to do literally nothing and stay completely warm under 1,000 blankets: I get horny. I’m human, it happens! In times like these, I naturally need some sex positions to try when it’s freezing so my body can feel a little something while staying warm and toasty.

I know what you might be thinking. Sex__works up a sweat. Why do __sex positions matter?” Well, first and foremost, sex doesn’t always work up a sweat. If a good partner knows where the clit is (laugh with me for a second) and understands that a little foreplay goes a long way, both of you can get hot pretty quickly without having to do a straight-up HIIT workout in bed. Second, if you’re going hard in reverse cowgirl, most of your body is exposed to the arctic atmosphere. And if you’re stuck thinking about how cold you are, instead of thinking about how good you’re feeling, the big O is going to be a big no.

So here are a couple of positions you might recognize that are actually perfect for heating things up, if you know what I mean.

MISSIONARY
All those who say missionary is a boring sex position may have a point, given all of the other literally outrageous sex positions out there. But there’s nothing wrong with boring, especially if it keeps you warm when it’s freezing! Seriously, doing missionary is like having a human blanket on top of you while enjoying yourself.

SPOONING You know a great way to stay warm in the winter? By cuddling. You know a great way to cuddle and have sex at the same time? Spoon sex. A partner can cozy up behind you while you lift your top leg a bit so they can enter you from behind. Boom! You have a human body heater wrapped around you.

The heater is on the blanket is ready I am just waiting to warm you up in my special Mature Escort way.

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